Control.

Not the one for the telly, you fat wench.

Control as in being in power of something.
The power you may or may not possess over someone or something. For example,
You do control your computer, you make it your bitch. Except when you mistreat it an it freaks out and kills itself. That's always fun.
Same with the microwave, you keep that shit in line.

Anywhoooo back to Control.
Definition - "The power to direct or determine"
All I see in that is Power, To, Direct. And I love it. Who doesn't love being in control? Everyone finds it hard to step back and let someone else take control of something. Unless of course they are completely useless and have no idea what they are doing, so they are quite happy for you to take over. But other than that, it's hard.

If you don't want to be in control of something a lot of the time someone else will take over. Situations suck when no-one wants to be in control and someone has to balls up and do it or else it doesn't get done. A personal example from my own life is the other day me and my mates killed a man because he looked at us funny, then no-one wanted to bury the body. Those situations totally suck.


Who is the most in-control person?
Balack Obama. (That's not a typo, I just think it's hilarious.Control's pretty much the world. Anything he decides to do, can and has the power to affect the entire world. Now that's awesome.

I do think though that one of the most annoying things of all time is when someone takes control over something you are trying to do/organize. And everyone is like yep cool they are organizing that, no worries. Then some bastard has to do it their way or else they don't want to do it and they want to be at stubborn as all hell. How do you deal with such people? Especially when other people decide then also that they too, now have a problem with your control. Clearly, you have become Hitler and should stop killing people to gain back your followers.

Sheep. Everyone says they hate people who are sheeps. But secretley everyone loves them, they fall like bowling pins.
Person A: Hey man! Your not doing anything tonight? No? Excelelnt, then let's go on a murderous rampage and kill people roaming the streets.
Sheep: Oh, ok alright. If that's what you want to do.
But really that is bad and you shouldn't exploite sheep like that.


You should exploite them like this :)
Person A: Let's go to McDonald's on the way home.
Sheep: But Person B doesn't want to? They want hungry's.
Person A: Come on sheep, you want Maccas. If we both say we do then Person B will have to!
Sheep: Ok, bah.
Person B: Let's get going to hungry's!
Sheep: We want to go to Macca's now.
Person B: Ok, fine.

But, be careful how you exploite sheep.
Don't sheer them too often.

Bah bitches.